MikeyboyTSi
02-03-2006, 09:58 PM
Jen and I got a Dyson DC14 Animal last week and I tried it tonight.
http://www.dyson.com/range/feature_frame.asp?model=DC14-ANIMAL
Sweet mother of God, the goddamn thing sucks like Brianna Banks on a coke-fueled manic bender. Both in terms of pressure and flow. I thought it was going to pull up the carpet, chew it up, spit it out and swear at me. Before, with the old Hoover, we could still see random dog hair sporadically spread on the carpet that it missed. This Dyson, however, calls down the thunder and gets EVERYTHING. Just for shits and giggles, I vacuumed the floor with the trusty Hoover and weighed the dirt it picked up. I got 1.6 ounces (which is actually quite a bit). Then I did the exact same thing with the Dyson. I tried to keep the number of passes and time spent the same, so it was as scientific as possible. It picked up an ADDITIONAL 1.1 ounces. Yeah it works.
All the attachments are pretty slick, too. They're all cleverly designed and run off of vacuum power. Shit, the whole device is pretty trick.
Are the commercials gay? Yes.
Is the dude annoying? Yes.
Does it suck like it's trying to pull the color off the fibers? Hell YES.
I don't care if it is purple and a vacuum. It's a bad motherfucker and I'm proud to brandish it.
http://www.dyson.com/range/feature_frame.asp?model=DC14-ANIMAL
Sweet mother of God, the goddamn thing sucks like Brianna Banks on a coke-fueled manic bender. Both in terms of pressure and flow. I thought it was going to pull up the carpet, chew it up, spit it out and swear at me. Before, with the old Hoover, we could still see random dog hair sporadically spread on the carpet that it missed. This Dyson, however, calls down the thunder and gets EVERYTHING. Just for shits and giggles, I vacuumed the floor with the trusty Hoover and weighed the dirt it picked up. I got 1.6 ounces (which is actually quite a bit). Then I did the exact same thing with the Dyson. I tried to keep the number of passes and time spent the same, so it was as scientific as possible. It picked up an ADDITIONAL 1.1 ounces. Yeah it works.
All the attachments are pretty slick, too. They're all cleverly designed and run off of vacuum power. Shit, the whole device is pretty trick.
Are the commercials gay? Yes.
Is the dude annoying? Yes.
Does it suck like it's trying to pull the color off the fibers? Hell YES.
I don't care if it is purple and a vacuum. It's a bad motherfucker and I'm proud to brandish it.