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Stanislav94
05-13-2004, 10:19 PM
Well I was outside today reading me some honda tech, maybe fell asleep alittle bit, woke up with a little burning sensation. As I was walking inside from the pool people were looking at me kind funny. And as I looked in the mirror i knew why. I was red as a russian who drank a case of vodka, all over. I got burned up pretty good, and it hurts. And now Im covered in bat shit. And people dont want to hang out with me, cause when they stand downwind from me they start to gag. And its some kind of russian thing that helps you recover from burns, and it does help. Its kind of messed up, but there are more strange things in this world. I'm just very excited about grosing people out, ok then.
SmokinEAGLE
05-13-2004, 10:22 PM
bat shit stinks.
Stanislav94
05-13-2004, 10:28 PM
after a while you don't even notice it
EvolvedDSM
05-13-2004, 10:37 PM
after a while you don't even notice it

Maybe you don't, but I smell that shit out here ;)

Oatmeal bath
MrBlunt
05-14-2004, 12:18 AM
I guess i'm the only one wondering how one goes about buying bat shit anyways? Did you go down to your local Meijer and ask where they keep the bat shit??
92tsiawd
05-14-2004, 12:19 AM
are we really talking about bat shit or is a code :D
Hua
05-14-2004, 12:35 AM
That's about as weird as Asians eating bird saliva Stas.
SmokinEAGLE
05-14-2004, 01:08 AM
or white people doing crazy anal.
Stanislav94
05-14-2004, 01:40 AM
lol, omg. sorry. My mom brought some over from russia and it was mixed with some water and applied upon myself. I'm not too familiar with eating bird saliva, how do I go about doing that and what's it for. I still managed to watch almost a whole movie tonight with two girls even though I was stricktly enforced to keep my distance and they were covering up with blankets and pillows and putting tissues up their nose. bat shit is, well, the shit.
M 4 L k i 3 R
05-14-2004, 02:58 AM
You have issues. Wanna talk?
MitsubishiGirl
05-14-2004, 08:21 AM
Guess Stas won't be sending us any pictures for awhile Ash... :D
TRBOCHK
05-14-2004, 06:01 PM
Guess Stas won't be sending us any pictures for awhile Ash... :D

Maybe that's a good thing. lol
Stanislav94
05-14-2004, 07:43 PM
yes, lots of issues, talking helps.

sorry to dissapoint, the content isn't that great anyways.
Villision_Motorsports
05-19-2004, 02:47 PM
Dude all I have to say if it is Shit it does not touch my skin............ unless its for money or my finger goes though the TP
V8hunter
05-19-2004, 08:03 PM
hey stas, i might need some bat shit, i got burnt pretty bad today at work