Cadavre exquis game

[birdsfoot]

I havent saw a real fun post since that one that sam started along time ago.

I propose a "Cadavre exquis" game. Its very simple: I write the beginning of a sentence (1st half) , and the next one (anybody willing) writes the end (2nd half), and starts another one, and on and on, so we create a "story".

Rules:
- Post only the sentence(s). No other comments ou smileys, so the "story" can be quickly read browsing the thread..
- Post 2 sentences maximum (ie. 2nd half of preceeding + 1 optional complete + 1st half of next one). Total should not exceed 2 lines. Next post must start right after the last word of the preceeding one.
- All subjects accepted (within this forum rules).
- English sentences preferably (others welcome, but it might stop the thread if no one can understand-continue it).
- The story does not need to "mean" something, as long as it's fun to write (and read) it.


Ok, it starts right below...

[birdsfoot]

Yesterday, I was writing an e-mail to my friend Chris, when suddenly

[ucsigep]

I felt a burning sensation coming from my colon. I had a feeling the White Castles last night...

[jplong]

had fermented my insides to the point of explosion. So, i reach down and

[birdsfoot]

relieved the pressure. The smell of the toxic wastes..

[GSXLR8]

..all over my finger excites me. The last time I did this was a favor for my grandma and...

[OWNDJOO]

I vowed to never finger an ass again. Although,

[GSXLR8]

later that same day, my dog ate too much of the lawn trimmings and was laying there with a belly ache. So, being the type that hates to see an animal in pain....

[DSM614]

Me and my imaginary friend hit him with a shovel to quit the suffering, when out of the blue...

[GSXLR8]

my English teacher drove up and told me that I should say "my imaginary friend and I" to show that I have had SOME education. So I walked my dumb ass to the garage and...

[Iwishiwascool]

saw ken who said: OH SWEAT, SAM JUST GOT SERVED! I wandered around looking for something but...

[DSM614]

got in my car and turned the boost up to get our dumbasses to the Vet faster, because we just hit a dog with a shovel for some reason, i put it in reverse and...

[GSXLR8]

ran over ken....or my imagineary friend....I can't remember which was in the passenger seat. Whatever the case, we heard a voice (or maybe imagined hearing a voice) scream, "

[Veni Vidi Vici]

"I know what you did to the dog back there." My friend and I

[DSM614]

said "OMG WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and it was Ken! he wanted to say something but...

[GSXLR8]

he took my hand and stuck that finger that I spoke of earlier into his mouth. I about lost my lunch but,

[OWNDJOO]

was somehow aroused by this action. I proceeded to

[V8hunter]

kick him in the balls for licking my shitty finger. And then went down to the.......

[GSXLR8]

pawn shop. While there, we bought a HUGE....

[jplong]

black dildo. I got a very good price on it and.......

[Slowgsx]

Made it into a lampshade as a gift for my grandmother. I went to her house to give it to her when....

[drew93tsi]

we got raped on the price of a tube of "grape anal explosion with a hint of minty freshness" from the porn store, then as we walked down the street with a tee-shirt reading....

[92tsiawd]

.....cosmo and learned you can make a grape facial cream with the grape anal explosion. So we went home.....

[drew93tsi]

and practiced hypothermia drills in a sleeping bag together while lubing ourselves with "anal explosion creme" to produce more body heat, when my buddies mom walked in a said...

[DSM614]

what are you boy's doing! that look's fun.. can i...

[drew93tsi]

borrow a 1g bov to weld to my underwear as to vent excess gas because i have a bit of a problem, when all of a sudden the back of her drawers "popped" and ....